Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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