Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.