Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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