I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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