If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
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He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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