i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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