how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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