ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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