So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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