just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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