we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I think people are normalizing furries
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm bleeding and have questions
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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