I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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