Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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