Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
