so that wasnt chicken after all
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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