She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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