There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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