She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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