I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
