so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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