I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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