you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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