Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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