Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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