you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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