I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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