I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
look no pants
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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