Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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