I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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