Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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