i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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