It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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You. Win. At. Life.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
