I don't think brook has ever known best
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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