sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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