Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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