apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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