It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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