I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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