how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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