Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i drank out of a bidet.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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