You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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