Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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