So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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