It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
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I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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