I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The dick lei will go down in squad history
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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