didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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