I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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