Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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