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How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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