So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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