Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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