I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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