My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
40s are totally the cure
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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