You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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