We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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