There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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